I’ve really messed up.
Today I was at a stop sign and near a school bus stop. One of the kids signaled that there was something on my roof (ah, my lunch) and I decided to park the car and get out and grab it. When I got out of the car at least one of the kids started shrieking with laughter, like, in a way I would expect someone to laugh if someone had drawn a gigantic penis on my back and I had toilet paper trailing out of my pants. And I hadn’t seen that there was a car behind me because my rear window was covered with dew. Whoops. One of the kids complimented my jacket. All these years trying to become cool, and middle schoolers still laugh at me!
Hello, former co-worker. Why avert your eyes when I look in your direction? We could have shared a friendly wave. What rumors have been spread about me? Or maybe you just were having one of those days. It sure is gloomy outside.
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US currency is already embarrassing and this new design for the $100 bill is not helping.
This may be worse than the horrible US passport.